always an opener
Never a headliner
Brutal acoustic metal
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… Advanced Darkness.” – Spongebob Squarepants
“I can’t hear you, it’s dark in here!” – Patrick Star
One day a Metallica cover band found their electric guitars had been replaced with acoustic ones.
Forced to play non-electric instruments against their will, they covered metal songs with unnecessary brutality.
Their raucous performances confused brunch-goers and it was good.
The Derps
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
Ladidah
Vocals, Melodica & Percussion
Robbie
Guitar, Brutal & Turnstile Vocals
BEardo
MAndolin
Watch This
“Puff out your chest, say ‘Tax Exemption’, and develop a taste for freeform Jazz!” – Patrick Star
DERPGRAMS
