A different kind of trainwreck.
Brutal acoustic metal
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… Advanced Darkness.” – Spongebob Squarepants
One day a metal cover band found their electric guitars had been replaced with acoustic ones and the drummer spontaneously combusted.
Forced to play non-electric instruments against their will, they covered metal songs with unnecessary brutality.
Their raucous performances confused brunch-goers and thus a new genre, “bloodgrass,” was born.
The Derps
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
LaDiDah
Clean & Gremlin Vocals
Melodica & Percussion
Robbie
Guitar
rutal & Turnstile Vocals
Beardo
MAndolin
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“Puff out your chest, say ‘Tax Exemption’, and develop a taste for freeform Jazz!” – Patrick Star
DERPGRAMS
